The 2010 Hess Toy Truck featured a freakin' F-22

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
11/28/2013 at 12:35 • Filed to: Hess, Hess truck, F-22

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The Hess Corporation, a major oil/energy company, traditionally releases commemorative toy trucks every year - for 2013 it's a simple tractor-trailer rig with a, well, tractor on the back (as commemorated in their Macy's Thanksgiving float). But as you can see in the image above, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! had a freakin' F-22 on the back complete with what appears to be missiles and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

I'm sure there's some sort of social commentary about big oil in there, somewhere. Moreover, it's a freakin' truck-launched F-22 and nothing is cooler than that .


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
11/28/2013 at 12:37

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Yeah dozers are cool and stuff but F-22s are the damn TITTIES!!


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
11/28/2013 at 12:38

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Always loved the Hess trucks. I'm sure like many others I used to get them all the time as a kid. They are probably stashed up in my parents attic along with some other things I would play with, Who cares if I'm 23/24


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
11/28/2013 at 13:50

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I had a 1972 trough 1977 Hess Trucks that my father bought me as a baby and young child.